Love's Law

Law of Conservation of Love:
The total amount of love in any system remains constant.

Newton's First Law of Love:
A person will tend to remain not in love or continue loving the same person, unless an external net love acts on him or her.

Newton's Second Law of Love:
The net love someone has is directly proportional to his or her love momentum, and is in the same direction.

Newton's Third Law of Love:
If Person A loves Person B, Person B will love back Person A with the same magnitude but opposite in direction.

Zeroth Law of Love-odynamics:
If two people are in love with the same person, they are in love with each other too.

Kirchhoff's Love Law:
The total amount of love a person gets will be equal to the total amount of love he or she gives others.

Le Chatelier's Principle of Love:
If a person's love for another person changes, the system's love equilibrium will shift to partially counter-act the change.

Valence Love Electron Pair Repulsion Theory:
Love competitors will arrange themselves so as to minimise repulsion among themselves.

Mathematical Induction of Love:
Let P(n) be the proposition that I love you on Day n.
First, show that P(1) is true => I love you on the first day.
Next, assuming P(k) is true, i.e. I love you on the kth day,
show that P(k+1) is also true, i.e. I also love you on the (k+1)th day.
Hence, by Mathematical Induction of Love, I love you everyday.

Hess' Law of Love:
The change in love composition of a system is independent of the pathway taken, and only dependent on the final and initial states of the parties involved.

Markonikov's Love Rule:
If a guy is attached to two girls, a third girl would be more likely to attach to him

Love Economies of Scale:
When a person gets himself/herself more girlfriends/boyfriends, he/she enjoys
Internal Economies of Scale

Technical Economies:
Indivisibilities:
Spread fixed costs such as plastic surgery, country club membership fees over larger output levels
Research and Development:
Research for more efficient ways to woo girls/guys

Marketing Economies
Bulk Purchase:
Buy flowers at lower prices
Bulk Distribution:
Cost efficient for transporting large quantities of love

Financial Economies
Deemed by florists as more credit-worthy
Restaurants more willing to offer loans

Risk-bearing Economies
Ability to Predict Demand more Accurately:
Bear lower risks and potential losses; at least one will marry him/her in the end
Diversification:
Fall in love for one can be offset by more love in another

Administrative and Managerial Economies
Cost of hiring love consultant spread over larger output.

However, with too many girlfriends/boyfriends, the person will experience
Internal Diseconomies of Scale.

Management Difficulties
Problems in Coordination and Communication:
Higher probability of communication breakdown and misinterpretation
Low Morale
Difficult to ensure that all girlfriends/boyfriends are happy and equally well treated

Meanwhile, as the industry grows, i.e. all his/her siblings are courting, he/she wil experience External Economies of Scale.

Economies of Concentration
Trained Workforce:
Whole family skilled in planting flowers

Better Infrastructure:
Better family cars to fetch girlfriend/boyfriend;
better home-cooked food to serve them

Economies of Information
Common information services, can exchange courting tips

Economies of Disintegration
Split up courting process (e.g. one specialises in meals, one specialises in movies)

However, if the industry is too large, they will experience
External Diseconomies of Scale.-

Higher Input Prices
Due to increased demand for factors of production (e.g. flowers, movie tickets), Florist Union more powerful, secure higher flower prices

Increased Strain on Infrastructure:
Infrastructure stretched to its limit- Congestion at home during weekend dinner times

Ohmy. This is so cute. Got it from Hanhan's blog. Hahah.